You're my little dorito
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
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