Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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