I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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