I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
is that a dick in a sweater?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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