Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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