weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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