Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Randomize
