In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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