I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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