When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
