I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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