I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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