I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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