So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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