And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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