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She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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