so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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