i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Damn victory sex feels great
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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