Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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