16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Bring me that man meat
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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