I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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