didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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