the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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