"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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