I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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