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i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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