oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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