I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
the day after is always just damage control
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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