How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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