i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Enjoy the penises
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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