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(651): View more from Minnesota

Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely

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(678): View more from Georgia

Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.

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(519): View more from Ontario

It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.

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(703): View more from Virginia

She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"

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(313): View more from Michigan

I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.

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