Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
This house was built for laser tag.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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