Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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