I feel great
I just peed on a car
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
