I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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