Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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