Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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