is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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