Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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