no. you can't hotbox the world.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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