dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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