Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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