the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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