Whod you bang
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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