How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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