I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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