I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
i believe in u and ur pee
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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