You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The feeling are messing with the penis
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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