GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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