Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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