U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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