Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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