do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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