Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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