please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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